Oh, this is fertile territory for a Mad Michele Caption Contest!
The post title is one example. Here's another:
"I learned this trick from my good friend, God . . ."
Add your suggested captions by clicking on the "comments" link beneath the post. You'll be able to see other captions as well. After awhile, I'll re-post the picture with what I hope will be a whole bunch of gut-busting captions.