Yes, I know this one is obvious and too easy. Because after all, if you're looking for stupid shit, you can't find a more target-rich environment than advertising. But anyway, this spot's been running the past couple summers, and it annoys me. It's from the convenience store chain UDF, and it features a milk shake and an ice cream cone having a conversation. (See? We've already crossed the threshhold of dumb. And it gets worse.) At one point, the milk shake explains that it has been "designed to taste thicker and colder". Surely I'm not the only one who knows that "thick" and "cold" are not freakin' flavors! Jeez!