Governor John Kasich has taken some heat recently for his solid-vanilla Cabinet appointments. Ohio's Black Congressional Caucus is particularly upset with the Honky In Chief.
Kasich sensed the political pickle and explained his position as follows: "I'm sensitive to the issue. I'm all for diversity, as long as diversity and I can work together and diversity has the same philosophy as I do. So what I'm saying is, diversity better be a heartless white male Republican with experience in business or lobbying. That's what I call diversity! Yee-haaa!!!!"