While the dog days of summer doldrums may be arriving early on the east coast in the form of a record 104 degree temperature in New York's Central Park, the rest of the world continues to plunge into insanity at its own record pace.
Insane congresswoman (and someone who has passed NO legislation and has NEVER governed anything) continues her 2012 presidential campaign in the Corn Belt.
Boner and Obama, the last of the foot stomping whiners, continue to soak up local color by battling for control of the whine vat.
Governor Rick Perry consults with his mentor about a potential run for the 2012 Republican nomination.
News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch proved one too many people has skied over this mogul when he testified in front of the British Parliament and basically told the world "he knew nothing."
Marcus Bachmann and one of his most famous ex-gays figure they could make a few extra bucks pitching for Abercrombie & Fitch.
Even in jaded NYC, the street vendors realized that they should beware of Greeks bearing coffee cups.
