Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Thinking With The Small Head


a.k.a. Weiner's weiner, as shown here.

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D, N.Y.) recently made the extremely poor decision to send a junkshot of himself to several of his Tweethearts. Disastrously for the Congressman, he didn't do so via private message. He shot the crotch-rocket out there for all the world to see. Oops! Now he's under heavy fire and may be forced to resign. Which would be sad, because Weiner's a hotshit Progressive Liberal, and in the current environment, we can use all of those we can get. But he was an incredible dumbass, and he may have to pay the price.

I don't understand the urge to send dickpix and related cell phone photos. Generational? Nah. Weiner's not a teenager. Brett Favre and ex-Congressman Christopher Lee shared their junk too, and neither is a spring chicken. It's just easy technology and dickhead thinking, literally. It knows no age, and nothing good can possibly come from it.

The old gag went like so: "Do you have any pictures of your wife naked? No? Would you like some?"

Now it goes like this: "Do you have any pictures of my dick? No? Well, they're available all over the internet. Try YouTube."