Lisa: i like this cute new pics of you! when r you coming to vegas to help me beat up the right wing crazies?
Weiner: this is my "pull my finger" shot. glad you like. i'm ready for a vegas trip. truth telling
Lisa: haha..that was a very loaded questions! i've got all kinds of night plans for us! when are you
coming?
Weiner: dunno. make me an offer i can't refuse.
Lisa: to get us in the mood. first we watch back to back episodes of the daily show and colbert report…then, to really spice things up we go deface all of my neighbor's sharon angle yard signs…then when we are really hot we go to the bookstore and cover all of the glen beck
books with copies of "the audacity of hope!"…i do this about once a week (you can tell i am a very exciting girl!)…or if this i not your thing, we can just get drunk and have mad, passionate sex!
Weiner: why choose? with me behind you can't we both watch daily show?
Lisa: Hhaha! see…you are always thinking! you are so right…aahhh the perfect liberal evening!Weiner: i hear liberal girls are very, uh, accommodating of others
Lisa: of course! it is all about taking care of the little guy!
Weiner: little?! ouch. you'd be surprised how big'
Does this little conversation shed light on the violent tendencies of the Left? Is all their hateful rhetoric, vandalism, and extremism just a desperate ploy to impress girls like Lisa Weiss, in the hopes of getting laid?
And while Lisa Weiss has done nothing improper here (although Huma Abedin, wife of Anthony Weiner, might disagree), I cringe at the reinforced stereotyping of Jewish women. With Jewish men having to chose between the likes of Weiss and the despicable Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the next generation of Jews will either comprise the most extreme left-wing fringe of American politics, or simply won't exist at all.
After all, given these types of choices, they'll either take a vow of celibacy, or marry out of the faith faster than Bernie Madoff can steal your money....