Friday, August 5, 2011

It's A Spiritual Thing


Warren Jeffs is the leader of the Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints, a small breakaway sect of the Mormon church. One of the things the FLDS believes is most fundamental is a grown man's right to have sex with 12 year old girls. That's why they had to break away from "mainstream" Mormons. (Oxymoron?)

Having carried polygamy to extremes, Jeffs has been in jail for a couple years and is now on trial for sexual abuse of his many under-age "wives". Naturally, Jeffs asserts that he is being persecuted for his "religious" beliefs, and claims he is "spiritually" wedded to these young girls.

He added that after spiritual sex with a spiritual wife, he often enjoys a spiritual cigarette.

Enjoy fuckin' prison, Warren. A very large, very friendly, very adult male cellmate will be pounding you in the ass for the next twenty years.